Afraid of Themselves

Many wonder why the anti-gun fools don’t trust us with guns. That’s easy; they know what THEY’D do if they had a gun handy, and that frightens them. Like this comedienne who stabbed Al Franken in the head with a pencil. She knows that if she had had a gun, Franken would be dead, now. She has a serious problem with “impulse control,” and she thinks we all have that problem, too. Like most anti-gun fools, she thinks if more people were carrying guns, people would be getting into shoot-outs over fender-benders or walking into each other on the street. She thinks the only thing that keeps us from a “wild-West atmosphere” is the lack of guns in our hands. They’re all that stupid. I used to be a “concealed carrier,” and I never killed anybody over him taking the last cookie. (Bearing Arms)