MOMS Against Guns

Or something like that, marched across the Brooklyn Bridge to rally against guns. They were PROTECTED by—guess what?--gun-toting COPS. Men with GUNS! Nobody thought about this contradiction, except people like us. People who are INTELLIGENT. The “boss” of Moms says people want to rape her. That she has gotten lots of hate mail containing death threats. So she needs PROTECTION when she marches. Protection by MEN WITH GUNS, of course. Gun protection is important when it protects THEM, but not when it protects us “lesser mortals.” Like most anti-gun fools, she still thinks passing a LAW will keep guns out of the hands of CRIMINALS, who, by definition, don't OBEY laws. What we really need are more guns in the hands of responsible, law-abiding people that criminals don't know are armed, so we can get rid of some of the criminals when they use their ILLEGAL guns to victimize us. (Pix 11)